lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
