It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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