if i died would you start the facebook group?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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