I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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