Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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