But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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