i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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