I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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