Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So squirting runs in the family.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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