Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
