nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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