# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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