one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
bring money and cleavage
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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