so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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