unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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