It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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