# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
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That's how twitter works, right?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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