i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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