If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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