Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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