I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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