Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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