...so i touched it.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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