ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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