are you still at the devil's house?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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