Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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