Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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