I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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