I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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