How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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