The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
