I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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