We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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