Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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