I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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