I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
