He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
this hospital has no fireball
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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