Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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