Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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