shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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