ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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