Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
