Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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