I hope mine doesn't look like that
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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