Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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