its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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