He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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