i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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