Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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