You really coming over, don't trick.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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