Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I enjoy the company of your penis
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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